The Best Bathroom Stall I've Pooped In.

"MrDakka" (mrdakka) 02/28/2020 at 19:35 • Filed to: shitpost

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I've never felt so secure taking a shit in a public bathroom stall.

facw > MrDakka 02/28/2020 at 19:44

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Nice. Been in some awful ones recently. I would not be at all shocked to learn that huge gaps are not just shoddy construction but an actual design “feature” aiming to discourage undesirable behavior and time wasting. I’d still like to see floor to ceiling stall/door coverage.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > MrDakka 02/28/2020 at 19:45

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Nice wood door. Secure locking mechanism. Most important, a hook from which to hang one’s coat or jacket. Could use to be a bit wider, though. All in all, 9/10. Would poop in that stall.

Urambo Tauro > MrDakka 02/28/2020 at 19:50

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That reminds me- I’ve seen h inges like that before, but never got around to finding out more about them... Google tells me they’re called “rising hinges”. Neat!

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Urambo Tauro 02/28/2020 at 19:54

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Yup, much like your refrigerator door. Gravity is a helpful friends when designed for properly. She can also be an ungrateful bitch when she wants to be...y ou’d do good to not forget that!

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Urambo Tauro 02/28/2020 at 20:13

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Huh, interesting. I can’t say I’ve seen hinges before like that, but they do make sense, assuming the door isn’t too heavy, and the hinges aren’t going to somehow get excessive wear from a ton of use. Neat.

I think one of the nicest bathrooms I’ve pooped at in a public setting was some mall in Valencia, California. It was all this “ quilted” looking metal.  I’m thinking it was a pretty upscale mall, given how the bathroom stalls were.

Jason Spears > MrDakka 02/28/2020 at 21:26

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*goes in bathroom stall*

*hears phone camera sound from next stall*

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Mid Engine > MrDakka 02/28/2020 at 22:34

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I’ll be that guy.. you should never take a shit, leave a shit. I’ll show myself out

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > facw 02/28/2020 at 22:45

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I’ve been in bathrooms where the dividers didn’t go all the way to the floor, AND the floors were polished to a mirror shine so you could see reflections of the adjacent stall underneath.

oh *ahem*Hyatt Regency Chicago, Riverside Exhibit Hall*ahem ahem*

MrDakka > Jason Spears 02/29/2020 at 00:21

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Hey some of us want to catalog our poops

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > MrDakka 02/29/2020 at 13:01

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The nicest bathroom I have ever been in are the bathrooms at Snowbasin resort in Utah. I walked in the door o nto PLUSH carpet in a 12 foot wide hallway with a fancy plush couch t o rest on. I walked out to double check the door because there was no way I could be in the bathroom. The toilet “stall s” were individual rooms with 11’ tall oak doors. The urinal and sink alcoves were non sl ip tile for traction in ski boots.

MrDakka > You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much 03/01/2020 at 15:38

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Sounds secure enough to prevent being eaten by a t- rex